Thought of the day...
Kabhi yeh mat socho
tumhari girlfriend ne
tumhe kitna sexy msg
bheja hai..
Hamesha socho usey
kisne bheja hoga....?
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Open with Love? If I
disturb U I
Open with Love?
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I?
Love?
Disturbing you?
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Phulon se
khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se
Phulon se khoobsurat
koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi
nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif
karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi!
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When u feel lonely
and alone & cannot
see
When u feel lonely
and alone & cannot
see any one around
you,
the world seems to be
fading away,
come along with me
I'll take u to an eye
specialist!
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arz kiya ha
samundar mein
water water mein
arz kiya ha samundar
mein water
water mein fish
apko salam apki
girlfriend ko kiss
Send Free SMS To
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lady: peer jee mera
bacha nai ho raha?
lady: peer jee mera
bacha nai ho raha?
peer: tumhare
husband main defect
hai
lady: husband main
defect hai puray
mohallay main tou
defect nai ho sakta
na?/?
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or broad Sirf ik bar kehdo, sirf
ik bar kehdo, plz ik
Sirf ik bar kehdo,
sirf ik bar kehdo,
plz ik bar kehdo,
abh intazar nahin
hota,
abh sabar nahin hota,
keun nahin khatee ho
tum......
ka aqqal bareee ka
bhaeenss.
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U luk sweeter when u
read my message &
smile.
U luk sweetest when
u read my message,
smile & reply.
So, try to look
sweetest.
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while making love
Boy 2 his girlfriend
while making love :
Kyun na hum shaadi
ker lien?
Girl: TUM sirf ride ka
maza lo,
disneyland k malik
banne ki koshish mat
karo
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khusre ko piche se
kesi ne ungli ki aur
chup
khusre ko piche se
kesi ne ungli ki aur
chup gaya!
piche eik 65 sala baba
tha.
khusra baba g mis call
ap ne ki?
baba dhoti utha k
bola mera tu balance
he khatam hai:p